Friday, February 20, 2009

DMills Prop Bets

Everyone loves a little gambling in their life but today we're going to start gambling ON someone's life..

What could be more fun than having action on Mills' daily functions.. exactly..  nothing.

Caloric intake on a Friday: 6,000
Over  -350
Under  +200

Vegetables vs. Bacon Egg and Cheeses in 2009
Bacon Egg and Cheese -46
Vegetables +46

Total Condoms used with girls in 2009: 2
Over  +100
Under  -150

Will he be able to get a boner sober
Yes  +300
No  -140

Will he be able to get a boner drunk
Yes  +7,000,000
No  -45,000,000

Will he just give up and turn gay with his 3rd roomate by September
Yes  -700
No  +350

Monday, February 16, 2009

GOW


Yumm....

Friday, February 13, 2009

SCANDAL - DMill Caught Cheating - ERosen Breaks Off Engagement



The couple that we have come to know as "DeLissa" is no more. On Thursday night David was caught out on a movie date with fellow Bergen County member Eric Horowitz. The pair were spotted at the Kips Bay movie theater seeing an exclusive showing of The Pink Panther 2 (it wasn't really exclusive, but they were the only two in the audience). Delissa was supposed to have dinner together at Euro Diner. When he never showed, Ms. Rosen followed the scent of the chocolate covered bacon popcorn and caught DMills redhanded. The two have now split. Luckily for Mr. Miller the Rihanna-Chris Brown spat has pushed this news to the back burner.