Wednesday, January 28, 2009

D Mills Flips off Virtual Fans at Rock Band Concert


During a recent concert in his living room, David Miller lost his cool. With J Warsh on lead guitar and the 'other' roommate on the drums Dave was pouring out his soul in his 2-bedroom (converted to 3) bachelor palace. The song was "Gimme Shelter" by the Stones, the level was Medium, and the mood was tense. Dave was seemingly hitting every note, and the virtual audience couldn't get enough. After the performance the other band members congratulated Dave on a job well done, however, Mills noticed that the computer had only awarded him a score of 97%. That is when all hell broke loose. David proceeded to hurl Pizza 33 boxes at the TV while simultaneously cursing out the fake fans and picking the lint out his belly button with his right middle finger. "It was very scary," said Justin, "but we knew it was almost time for dinner so his tantrum would be over soon."

Monday, January 26, 2009

Rumor Mill(s)


David Miller proposes to longtime love, on-again off-again girlfriend, ERosen during romantic weekend getaway. Recently, the newly engaged couple was reportedly seen canoodling at local hotspot Galway Hooker. Onlookers reported that Dmills has never looked happier, and continued to profess his love for his fiance to fellow bargoers throughout the night.

Fat Ass


I keep tellin' this mugg "Dmills" he better watch his sodium or he finna look like this



This is a new America


It really is a beautiful day for all of us out there that needed a forum to bash the one we call Dmills.. here's a rundown of the cabinet so far.. we're looking for a "Minister of Foreign Diseases To Give To Dmills" and an "Ambassador To Spreading Rumors About Dmills Especially Ones Involving Spaghetti Dicks".. so keep your eyes and ears open.. without further ado the leaders of the Free World.. 


President - Josh Kent



Vice President - Dan Joels




Treasurer - Zach Goldman



Secretary - Robbie Gordon